Jack's Smirking Revenge

uncalar:

Happy Easter! Here’s all the doctors as bunny rabbits. Also a reminder to PLEASE DONATE to our MS Walk for the Cure. Less than 2 weeks away and we’re less than halfway to our goal. Makes a Lar sad.

uncalar:

Happy Easter! Here’s all the doctors as bunny rabbits. Also a reminder to PLEASE DONATE to our MS Walk for the Cure. Less than 2 weeks away and we’re less than halfway to our goal. Makes a Lar sad.

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

(via theinfamousdoctorf)

parenthacks:

Via @1000lifehacks: Glow sticks + ceiling fan = nighttime bedroom light show. #parenthacks

I just see this going horribly wrong if the tape isn’t secure…

parenthacks:

Via @1000lifehacks: Glow sticks + ceiling fan = nighttime bedroom light show. #parenthacks

I just see this going horribly wrong if the tape isn’t secure…

The non-hockey fan’s guide to Hockey

If you are not into hockey but have friends who are, you may feel out of place in social situations where a hockey game is being watched.

Fear not. I have a simple guide to faking your way through any hockey game, provided you know the bare basics of the game. Just remember the following phrases: “get it out of there”, “shoot the puck”, and “hit somebody”. These are phrases you can say while your friends are yelling at the game to include yourself in the activities.

First, determine the team your friends root for. That is “your team”.

When the “puck” is near where your team’s “goalie” is protecting your “net”, you yell “GET IT OUT OF THERE!”

When the “puck” is near where the other team’s “goalie” is protecting their “net”, you yell “SHOOT THE PUCK!” Any time your team puts their stick on the puck.

At any other time, if the players are battling for the “puck”, you can yell “HIT SOMEBODY!”

With these three phrases, you too can enjoy the game of hockey with your friends!

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Get the cool shoeshine

(Source: heylistenlink, via theinfamousdoctorf)

teslaarmor:

walkingthenarrowway:

loldonthate:

fight the law within the law. know your rights and utilize them.

can this be everywhere in harlem, BX, and BK please? kthx.

Also, remember the magic words “I do not consent to ANY searches and or seizures”

teslaarmor:

walkingthenarrowway:

loldonthate:

fight the law within the law. know your rights and utilize them.

can this be everywhere in harlem, BX, and BK please? kthx.

Also, remember the magic words “I do not consent to ANY searches and or seizures”

(Source: thinksquad, via theinfamousdoctorf)

The idea of meeting people from Tumblr IRL:

JACK (Voice Over):

This kid, Ricky — supply clerk —couldn’t remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black ink….

But Ricky was a god for ten minutes
last week when his Medic/Heavy slash fic post got 1,000 notes…

Even if I could tell someone they had a good post, I wouldn’t be talking to the same person….

Who you were in Tumblr was not who you were in the rest of the world…..

Just a couple notable thrift shop finds…. A giant dog painting and a radioactive anti static brush for clothes.