Jack's Smirking Revenge

Carp, carp & more Carp!

One of the things I’ve loved since I was young was going up to Pymatuning state park and feeding the fish and birds at the Linesville spillway. For me it’s a simple pleasure that never gets old.

Thousands of giant carp gather here (it’s a no fishing zone) and people throw bread to them.

Sometimes brave ducks and seagulls try to wade or fly in to get some, and sometimes the fish are so thick the ducks can practically walk across them to try to grab something.

yinzcantpark:

C’mon man, you’re not off-roading, you’re at the freakin’ Waterfront. There is really no need to show off your Jeep’s climbing power, unless you’re proud of the fact that you mounted a 6-inch curb.

Submitted by Jill

What is it about people with jacked up 4x4 vehicles that makes them want to park like this? I see it ALL THE TIME. Especially in winter when they partially “climb” the snow piles in the shopping center parking lots.

yinzcantpark:

C’mon man, you’re not off-roading, you’re at the freakin’ Waterfront. There is really no need to show off your Jeep’s climbing power, unless you’re proud of the fact that you mounted a 6-inch curb.

Submitted by Jill

What is it about people with jacked up 4x4 vehicles that makes them want to park like this? I see it ALL THE TIME. Especially in winter when they partially “climb” the snow piles in the shopping center parking lots.

How is it that a cat who has never been fed canned food in her life still comes running and twisting herself around my legs and begging any time I crack open any kind of canned good? 

I swear the sound of a can being opened must be hardwired into feline DNA.

How is it that a cat who has never been fed canned food in her life still comes running and twisting herself around my legs and begging any time I crack open any kind of canned good?

I swear the sound of a can being opened must be hardwired into feline DNA.

uncalar:

My review of Lays (Canada) Bacon Poutine chips:
Short version: Meh.
Longer version: The internet is nuts for bacon, as true bacon deserves. And even many fake bacon flavours are reasonable. This includes my absolute favourite brand of chip. Ruffles Sour Cream and Bacon, which is my crack. I had high hopes for this contest offering.
Unlike the *shudder* Cinnamon Bun chips, these are more of what a casual consumer looks for in a chip. Salty. And that’s about it. It took me awhile to isolate any kind of personality to the saltiness of this chip. It definitely wasn’t bacon and there was no squeaky cheese curd goodness that poutine lovers treasure. Nope. When it came down to it this would be better called ‘brown gravy from a can’ chips. Not good beef gravy just ‘brown’.
These aren’t a bad chip, but they aren’t very memorable and certainly don’t live up to the promise of their name. 
Oh Lays. Two down. Two to go. 
#bacongenieREJECTS

I’ve tried two of the new American versions so far, (wasabi ginger & cappuccino) and didn’t really care for either.

uncalar:

My review of Lays (Canada) Bacon Poutine chips:

Short version: Meh.

Longer version: 
The internet is nuts for bacon, as true bacon deserves. And even many fake bacon flavours are reasonable. This includes my absolute favourite brand of chip. Ruffles Sour Cream and Bacon, which is my crack. I had high hopes for this contest offering.

Unlike the *shudder* Cinnamon Bun chips, these are more of what a casual consumer looks for in a chip. Salty. And that’s about it. It took me awhile to isolate any kind of personality to the saltiness of this chip. It definitely wasn’t bacon and there was no squeaky cheese curd goodness that poutine lovers treasure. Nope. When it came down to it this would be better called ‘brown gravy from a can’ chips. Not good beef gravy just ‘brown’.

These aren’t a bad chip, but they aren’t very memorable and certainly don’t live up to the promise of their name. 

Oh Lays. Two down. Two to go. 

#bacongenieREJECTS

I’ve tried two of the new American versions so far, (wasabi ginger & cappuccino) and didn’t really care for either.

unfuckyourhabitat:

messylibrarian:

I figured out that one episode of “Welcome to Night Vale” is about 20 minutes. Which means I can clean while listening, take a 10 minute break, and then listen to another episode while I clean. And so on into eternity.
The City Council should be pleased.
Not that I would ask. That’s madness.

We’re pretty big fans of WtNV here at UfYH HQ.

unfuckyourhabitat:

messylibrarian:

I figured out that one episode of “Welcome to Night Vale” is about 20 minutes. Which means I can clean while listening, take a 10 minute break, and then listen to another episode while I clean. And so on into eternity.

The City Council should be pleased.

Not that I would ask. That’s madness.

We’re pretty big fans of WtNV here at UfYH HQ.

Next time on Doctor Loo…

Next time on Doctor Loo…

herehaveafandom:

Cecil didn’t say “welcome to nightvale” or goodnight, nightvale goodnight” and this is really upsetting me

I’m not the only one disturbed by this

The best part about being home again after the camping trip is that pants are once again optional.

The best part about being home again after the camping trip is that pants are once again optional.