If you are not into hockey but have friends who are, you may feel out of place in social situations where a hockey game is being watched.
Fear not. I have a simple guide to faking your way through any hockey game, provided you know the bare basics of the game. Just remember the following phrases: “get it out of there”, “shoot the puck”, and “hit somebody”. These are phrases you can say while your friends are yelling at the game to include yourself in the activities.
First, determine the team your friends root for. That is “your team”.
When the “puck” is near where your team’s “goalie” is protecting your “net”, you yell “GET IT OUT OF THERE!”
When the “puck” is near where the other team’s “goalie” is protecting their “net”, you yell “SHOOT THE PUCK!” Any time your team puts their stick on the puck.
At any other time, if the players are battling for the “puck”, you can yell “HIT SOMEBODY!”
With these three phrases, you too can enjoy the game of hockey with your friends!
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