Jack's Smirking Revenge

Blue balls for the artistic soul

Trying to get in some drawing during my breaks at work, but it’s frustrating. I’m starting a new project and also shaking the rust off a little.

So it’s a lot of staring at the pad and scratching rough circles into… Something… I can work with. And I’ll get going fairly well but then my time is up and I have to stop and switch gears back to work mode.

The best thing I can equate it to is being interrupted in the middle of a halfhearted boredom-masturbation session.

Like it’s taking forever to get there, but it’s too late to just give up, but then the doorbell rings and you have to zip up and are left feeling frustrated and angry.

Please Prove My Mother Wrong

timeisanillusionandsoarepants:

I cannot believe I am doing this but…

my mother just said that if a girl wearing a stereotypically slutty outfit and she is raped it is partially her fault AND that in the bible it is not blatantly written, but implies that women are inferior to boys.

She also thinks  I am the only person in this world who thinks she is wrong.

******PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE WITH ME SO I CAN PROVE MY MOTHER WRONG!*******

(via theinfamousdoctorf)

When your brain convinces you that you’re having a leisurely weekend breakfast while watching the morning news…

On a Thursday.

Before work.

20 minutes before you need to leave.

And you still need to shower.
…..

FUCK!

When your brain convinces you that you’re having a leisurely weekend breakfast while watching the morning news…

On a Thursday.

Before work.

20 minutes before you need to leave.

And you still need to shower.
…..

FUCK!

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

(Source: pidgeling, via theinfamousdoctorf)

Listen here you little shits…

Maybe I’m showing my age here. But I couldn’t believe whoisu2
is a real thing.

I can see getting mad at Apple for putting an album you don’t want in your iTunes, but I’m shocked at the people who just have never heard of this band.

I’m not a big fan of U2 myself, but unless you’ve been living under a rock or have your head up your own ass, you should be AWARE they EXIST.

These guys have been making music since before some of you were born. Not only that, but they ACTUALLY MAKE MUSIC.

meaning they don’t need 20 producers, an auto tune machine, sample tracks written and performed by someone else, a team of engineers, a 50 person entourage, and a pact with the devil in order to make a song.

Expand your musical knowledge beyond you comfort zone, people! At the very least, you can find out where today’s artists stole… I mean sampled some of the track for their “songs” from.

ITC ANNA font
For when you want your shitty cheap product to look classy, slap an Art Deco style font on that sucker.

ITC ANNA font
For when you want your shitty cheap product to look classy, slap an Art Deco style font on that sucker.

Random naked wiener encounter at the local gas station.

Random naked wiener encounter at the local gas station.

My mom (unfortunately) can’t drink any kind of tea anymore except very weak green tea. 
So just in time for fall, guess who inherited all of the teas?  

I do love a good cup of tea.

My mom (unfortunately) can’t drink any kind of tea anymore except very weak green tea.
So just in time for fall, guess who inherited all of the teas?

I do love a good cup of tea.

If you mean getting as many unsuspecting people as I can to scream “!!!!!!!JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!” with spooky surprises, then yes, I celebrate that.

If you mean getting as many unsuspecting people as I can to scream “!!!!!!!JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!” with spooky surprises, then yes, I celebrate that.

(Source: kyousaya, via theinfamousdoctorf)